i was sent a review of this album yesterday. the title of the review was 'i feel like i have been skullfucked by a rapid antelope.'
i don't know what it is about death metal that makes reviewers feel they have to liken it to being [violent verb] by an [adjective][noun]. it's like retard madlibs. and it's always absurdly stupid. but the review made me download it anyway. now you can download it, too.
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The tape is quite cool
This is a fantastic album ...
Like Autopsy, but Norse. Good stuff.
FUCKING BACKED
waiting for labels in the u.s. to get a cassette copy.
Fucking great album. Agree about the generic nature of most death metal reviews. Are you sure it said it was like getting raped by a 'rapid' antelope though? not rabid? All antelopes are pretty much rapid.If the original said rapid then it sucks even more.
A much better use of language is evident in the review by worlds coolest man, fenriz -
"The talent and sound of Obliteration has morphed from a ferocious jackal on the debut album to a BRONTOSAURUS of vibes and wonder! STAMPEDE!" -FENRIZ of DARKTHRONE
Thanx for returning to music posts, Jaci!
yeah it's totally supposed to be rabid but i'm too lazy to change it.
i did finally listen to it, it's good. no antelopes in sight, though.
Awesome album.
"like being skullfucked by your grandma" works for me.
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