do you know what happens to a toad when its struck by lightning?

I get emails from bands apparently because my email is on this site and I'd lie and say a lot of them suck but I honestly never click any of the emails and I only started this week for the first time maybe fucking ever. SO here are the first two I gave a shit about


TOAD - Rotten Tide




best name.

TOAD is a 6 piece band from Phoenix which already makes me feel bad because we are linking their album from free and they have to split the 0 profit 6 ways and at least 2 of those guys are useless. they play "vintage gear from the 60s and 70s" so that makes me think these poor broke guys are using their dad's equipment and fucking away their paper route money

then I think of how hot it must be in Phoenix and I get nervous, anyways I hope these guys make it big because holy fuck they could use the help with their old equipment and 6 way purse.

The guy (or girl I don't want to be sexist and considering there are 6 memebers I assume one of them is someone's girlfriend contributing nothing but stupid ideas)has told me his band has played with acts like Coliseum, Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire, Deafheaven and Across Tundras. And if I knew what any of those bands were I'd try and make a lateral connection, having only heard this band and put 0 effort into reading about them I hope you enjoy my review of what could only be described as "at best shit"


TOAD


Rotten Tide

does Phoenix even touch the water? Tide? I hope their next album addresses my concern for Gila Monsters. Which I ALWAYS capitalize.