parasite - proof of existence

i adore these motherfuckers
you know that

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parasite discog

i feel like not enough people know about parasite
but i may be wrong
my feelings are often based on nonsense
here's all their stuff anyway

1st demo
2nd demo
sin
bludwulf split
metal punk massacre
vermapyre split
the savage beast of three head split

Hey. Yer cute. What's yer name?

Its like if Bongzilla chilled the fuck out, listened to a bit of Corrupted or something. The fuck do I care what it sounds like, theres a naked chick on the cover, of course I'm going to listen to it. And if it happens to possess the aural equivalent of the Spencer's Gifts-style hammer I imagine the giant from that story would use to crush that little kids bones to make his bread or whatever, so be it.

I thought they broke up, cause I was at what was billed as their last show like a year ago. Or maybe it was that their guitarist was leaving the band. She was real cute... I want to say Coffins was opening for them, strange as it sounds, and maybe… fuck it, I don't really remember. The bassists kid was running around near the stage, though, real little guy; I see a lot of kids at shows these days, toddlers really, running around near the speakers, getting their ears blasted off, all the while not being particularly metal or even really likable. At all. Like there was this one kid at… GTK and Rei-no-K (fyiaka Chuugakusei Kanoke) last weekend over at Chop… what the fuck? Get your kid out of my face.

I see that, and I say to myself, "Would I let my kids do that?" to which I respond, "who the fuck cares, dude, yr not old yet. Go drink more beer, and pretend that girl over there is eyeballing you" and I go drink more beer and am at ease but only so much because that girl really does look like she's eyeballing me and I'm stuck guessing whether or not I should go talk to her, and if I did what I would say so as not to look like such a fucking idiot. Beerbeerbeer, and the night inevitably ends with an explosion of loneliness precisely when I open the door to my apartment, all alone and hours later but ears still buzzing, and my only solace in the sweet waves of bass crashing over my already irreparably damaged eardrums emanating from my pizza-sauce caked laptop speakers. Maybe next time, Champ, maybe next time.

Anyway, I guess they're still around cause I'm seeing shows with them on the bill at Earthdom, among other places, starting next month. Killer.

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coffins - ancient torture

i'm sorry friends. i been in hermit mode for a while. theres not much to report anyway, but i wanted to post this.

I'm sick of people saying Coffins are good only because they are from Japan. I'm over the whole "japs are superior" horseshit. They are tiny technical people with straight pubes. They aint that damn great. I love coffins though, and it aint because they are from japland.

this is a 2cd comp of all their splits and such. enjoy.

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Japanese shit no one cares about

But for the one or two people or do, this post is for you.

3 albums by Takeshi Kitano (under his Beat Takeshi moniker)
latest by Kazuki Tomokawa
Fist of Da North Star OST
crazy Cello 'pop' & the best Visual Kei album ever
great Jazz covers album
Anime themes turned Jazz & Symphonic
remasters of 80s rock legends Ann Lewis, Mari Hamada, & Lazy