col-live

so heres a live album by a band that started out just being diet isis but ended up blowing by them in a rocket ship. i can't what has to come over a band to put out a live album that isn't iced earth - alive in athens(triple disc).

i like cult of luna and i've seen them live the last thing i want is to remember what its to shift from one foot to another while trying to figure out which song they're playing because after 20 minutes of seeing them live everything sounds the same.

i'd imagine a hell would be to go to a post-metal show sitting through the same 8 minutes song 20 times by 4 bands and then have an hour long ride home with only one cd isis - wavering radiant and a broken radio.

anyways yeah if you're a big enough fan of cult of luna then they probably don't play your favorite song on this live album and on top of it you look stupid in your glasses. i can't imagine this band having a fanbase of people not in black framed glasses.

i liked col's last album ok but i wouldn't listen to it if it came with a passionate bj from a well qualified dick sorcerer. not that it sucks but i mean, what is the difference. honestly. once you pay 30$ for a lp you listen to twice i challenge any of you to say anything good about these dicks.

i also would like to give myself credit for always typing reviews about what i expect and never anything about listening to the actual albums, which is funny when. bands ask me to review them that:
1 i can't ever say anything good
2 the review will be about how much i hate your name, fans and previous albums
3 i'm at the pizza hut what? i'm at the taco bell what? i'm at the combination pizzahut and taco bell.


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