at the risk of over saturating the blog in one weekend i'm going to post something that i really like
joanna is a 27 year old girl of my dreams, she plays harp and the piano and makes devastatingly good music. i fall in love with girl musicians so easily, there's something so great about a girl with an actual talent/job that anyone could possibly give a shit about. imagine all the wah-pantsing about work from a girl being replaced with her talking about the frustration from writing a fucking great album? she's got a great voice coupled with fucking heart wrenching harp music, watching her play it is nothing short of enchanting, she's a girl who does something INTERESTING.
anyways oldham and albini kinda launched this broad by touring with her and working on her album respectively, which is hard because respecting a woman is fucking impossible (yes i went looking on wiki just to figure out how to set up a joke about women being garbage and came up with an excuse to name billy and a key name that everyone delights over)
i digress, which is all i do. so unlike most stupid girls with dumb lives that we're all forced to fuck joanna can keep my interest for more than dick bursts at a time, i bet her breathe smells like icicles.
this will be morgans favorite triple disc since iced earth live
1 OF 3
2 OF 3
3 OF 3
19 comments:
i'll be the first to say thanks.
haha lovin' the fuck out of it... Haven't felt this Alive since Athens.
" i bet her breathe smells like icicles."
At the risk of sounding like a queeah, that's fahckin' poetry.
I hate that she's dating one of the dicks who did 'jizz in my pants.' :(
Also thanks man. It's great.
shes what?
her voice is different
and this is great
I like it best when she decides that she's Al Green
She's dating one of the lonely islands. I was mortified when I found out. We were meant to get married and jump around mountains like mountain goats and swin in lakes and drink homemade lemonade for the rest of our lives. :(
who?
i need to hear this.
iced earth fucking sucks.
you suck phobophile go pretend to not have spent most of your life moshing
couldn't take the heat of the anonymous posters i see.
actually i didn't care
jaci and petya thought you guys went on too long with the whole lets try and be funny thing
holy shit greg i remember you and your stupid blog before, dude you've been that angry with me making fun of you that you've been posting anonymously trying to knock me ever since?
jesus dude... i hope you never called my life sad or something because holy shit
this broad is horrible. wildbirds and peacedrums and phoebe killdeer and the short straws is decent if youre into broad singers.
nah i'm into this one
fuck your dumb reccos
none of those comments were mine, but they were damn funny!
cool internet grudge you zilch
so let me get this straight, you realized someone did away with anonymous posting, but you said you never posted anonymously?
you really are the dumbest motherfucker in front of a keyboard ever.
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