heres something much better than a sludge stoner metal band that had a member who used to be in a band everyone pretends to like but doesn't really listen to that much
descended like vultures was my favorite indy rock album from 2005 that i can think of right now and since i have no real way of comparing it to others unless i organize my collection on zune by year and going to 20AAAGH
so anyways hey this band was good 5 years ago so they have to be good now right? i'll forgive you if you aren't overwhelmed with delight for the prospect of a band some shithead said used to be good. but they used to be on subpop (which means they automatically get at least a 6 on pitchfork) if you go to the wiki for this band the lead singer has a cute story about buying a one way ticket and being a run away train never coming back and all that shit that if he was played by a impossibly handsome hairless queer and acted forcefully quirky and does a semi-convincing job of having a different outlook on life while wearing wool and flannel than stupid pigs would line up to suck this guys dick trough. unfortunately the guy looks like a 5'7 dirk nowitski so he's piss out of luck...holy shit dirk nowitski looks like the lead singer of spin doctors and that one guy from pcu the guy with the frisbee thaAAAGH
on a sort of defeatng sidenote i was looking at a completely different band picture and the guy looks like jeremy shockey with hiv. for those of you who don't watch sports i guess you should probably just skip every thing i type ever.
if you have any hang ups about downloading a band i have made 0 effort to describe just think "they kinda sound like the shins and they have a name that references the ocean in some way"
download if you like the shins, the flaming lips, elliot, iron&wine, indy music, garden state or you think its hot when a girl winks at you
seriously thats like the hottest thing ever, i'm 26 years old and i'm completely convinced i'm going to be dead before i'm 28. its the scariest thing in the world, not an ounce of me can even envision what life would be like at 30, i just bought 210$ worth of shoes though, so at least if and when i die my parents will know what to put on my moron feet. typing this in a final paragraph i know people won't read helps a lot i guess. i also like to think the girl on the album cover is the same broad from the deftones around the fur album cover which i might have jerked off to more times than i rambled on in this shitshow some people would call a reviAAAAGH!!!
dl.
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i can't believe no one has commented on the link yet
guess no one wanted to download this slop
not that its worth anything, but that dude from this band who died a couple years ago played with magnolia electric co
what a waste of space and time. fuck you and your shoes, faggot. why don't you just go ahead and just kill yourself and stop bitching.
i bitched?
let me just point out, anonymous keyboard warrior, that you are bitching.
Hahaha! That right there is the reason I keep coming back to this blog. You are one funny, funny writer.
Shit man, smoke some dope and throw on one of your favourite albums, lean back and rreellaaxx maaaan. Maybe you need some solid porn whilst blitzed if winking and the around the fur chick are solid sources of getting off :P Then again.. what I rock to get off is out of this world haha
Jesus christ.
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