9.18.2009

shit band to adopt shit name





jerkoff fucking name
it will fuck your mp3 collection off becase its not a "c" its some russian letter i guess and it will appear last in your 1-9 a-z
which is fucking enraging... but not as bad as the music is

what a fucking shit cd this is too
4 tracks of a atmospheric build ups to nothing
nothing

NOOOOTHHHIIINNNNGGGGG

no peak
no intense climax
no mother fuck crescendo
just a 6 minute pelican song that farts out and goes to the next track that goes nowhere
its like a blink18n cover band just got the hydrahead 15th pressing of panopticon and made an album over night


leave it to those uncultured fucks from france to do this, fucking shithole of a country. they had a thousand year head start on america and they produce ________

wine? sure
cheese? great yeah
expensive overrated but still pretty good cuisine? absolutely!!

how about a mass produced automobile? no? nothing?

ok fine electronics? whats that great french computer company? medical advances since polio? scientific advances since pasteurization?

alright the most important thing you can think of...space exploration?

has anyone from france other than fucking Charlemagne done ANYTHING rad? i love charlemagne, he was a top 5 all time human for me up there with hemmingway, kierkegaard, paul newman and lexi belle but jesus fucking christ do something you slobs

i'm obviously selling france short but except for zidane air and latetia casta they can suck a thousand dicks

why does this rant seem familiar?

СОЛЯРИС - СОЛЯРИС (2009)

10 comments:

Disappearer said...

Lexi Belle is definitely a top 5 human.

won't check shit band.

Unknown said...

i like that you had to create a new blog that wont post shit like baroness albums so that you could instead post shit you hate. is there a more pretentious faggot on the planet than you?

JL said...

Heh, heh...

jedlucid said...

i know you wanted to use this word because you think its impressive but how is me mocking a band pretentious?
i'm sorry you reeeeeeally like baroness but me saying a band isn't good is a lot of things but pretentious isn't one of them

Potoman said...

So France is the Hydrahead of countries or what ?
I think you're kinda right even if i'm only a french slob.

Anonymous said...

I don't think War gets where you're coming from, but he should go back to reading Buddyhead like the cool kids do. I love it when people bitch about getting something for free! Frankly I not sure if you're kidding or not at times, its hard to show inflection over the internet, but anyway more free music so yay, thanks

Anonymous said...

very dissapointing.... but i can;t look into the future...

a good blog with good posters should contain good stuff imho but however... lucid wasn't nice bcause of you either. funy moments though, i have to admit


wonder when the first hiphop album pops up here



but good luck with this blog, the looks aren;t too bad :)

Sombrero_man said...

Hey anon you're a goddamn retard!

Unknown said...

actually buuuuuuuud it has nothing to do with baroness. it has everything to do with you thinking you are the coolest motherfucker on the planet. your thought process is: do more than 5 people like this band? then they are faggots and i will commence talking shit. if baroness, torche, etc were called puke bucket and released the same record in '93 you'd be all over it. and to anonymous #1: exactly what free service was i bitching about? i find it humorous that dude had to start a new blog because the previous one that he was the main contributor on started posting too much shit that may have a dash of popularity. he can do what he wants, i just wanted to point out that i think he is a fucking goof.

jedlucid said...

thats why i praised the flaming lips who have more fans than baroness and torche put together, awesome logic. of course bands you like couldn't have fallen off you really like those bands. anyone who doesn't is subject to inapplicable insults. good work, hit me with another word you heard someone call someone from a tv show.