slutvomit tape

these creeps finally have a full length coming soon
i can't imagine it will beat this tape though

vocalist from the mighty sanctum

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SIGH - A TRIBUTE TO VENOM

dude. i fucking love sigh. one of my favorite black metal bands, particularly since i'm more inclined towards weird symphonic crap.

here they are covering a number of venom songs. it's really awesome.

track list:
Black Metal
Diehard
Countess Bathory
Schizo
Mayhem With Mercy
Teacher’s Pet
Witching Hour

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black metal twofer

oh black metal.
how fucking silly you are.
but when its done well its actually pretty great

Annthennath - States of Liberating Departure(2010)

Bahrrecht - Nuit De Neige by Isra (2011)

Astrogrind forever

Got the hint from the fine website Lurkerspath, which is one of the best underground webzines for extreme metal and affine forms of art, together with Invisible Oranges.
Well, for me at least.

The band is Dephosphorus, from Greece.
They play grindcore, or better “astro-grindcore”.
First time I heard something like this, but my reactions were similar to when I first heard the space-psych black metal by Oranssi Pazuzu, one of my top fave bands ever.
Fierce, brutal but incredibly, sickly atmospheric and rich in shades taken by various heavy genres (punk, death metal, sludge, black metal, grindcore) where these guys move back and forth. But still you are messed up by grindcore.
These guys are related to other nasty and intriguing bands from the quite stimulating Greek underground scene, like Straighthate, Injekting Khaos, etc.

Dephosphorus’ amazing debut (mini-) album, Axiom, is shared for free download by the band, although it is possible to buy a beautifully packed LP version of it and/or other merch.
You can read the complete review of this awesome debut on the webzine Lurkerspath here.

The tracks in album Axiom were composed in mid 2010. Meanwhile the band guys have recorded 14 new tracks for their debut full-length album “Night Sky Transform”, as well as for a future split-EP. For the new material they worked in collaboration with Ryan Lipynsky (Unearthly Trance, Thralldom (R.I.P.),The Howling Wind).

Band’s websites here and here (info, bio, merch etc.)
Band’s bandcamp page (stream-only)

Dephosphorus – Axiom (2011)
Download options here or, for the lazy ones, here: megaupload, mediafire, rapidshare

hitlol

i haven't even listened to this, but i will lie and tell people i like this band if asked based solely on hilarious the name is. they're french which i don't think i'll ever be fully done laughing at.

slow depressing not awfully talented pretty lazy black metal. they sound like slowed down burzurm honestly. and thats not my not knowing what bands to compare to what bands side shining through, they really sound like Det Som en Gang Var played at half speed.

when they speed up the guitarist fucks up A LOT. and after a while you kind of wonder if you're listening to 3 fat french 15 year old kids who took the natural next step after they figured out icp sucked. i don't even think anyone has heard this before based on them not even being able to afford nailbracelets for their promo pics.




what is even going on here? they're french so thats probably a lovely sprawling vineyard or something. get back to school faggots before the lyon game.

really funny info on this band from online.

GESTAPO 666 has never had an official lineup!

really? no shit!

they have a song called "the twelve missing coffins"

they have another song called "the victory of darkness and death" which is fun because on their 2 official albums i count 4 songs with "Death" in the title.


doing some research (clicking second google result) i found this sentece

Gestapo 666 are an underground 2 man black metal 'super' group, featuring none other than Satanic Warmaster's (and the countless other bands he's featured in) Satanic Tyrant Werwolf, and Noktu of Mortifera/Celestia/Peste Noire fame. Also, Meyhna'ch of Mutiilation used to feature in the earlier line up.

I wonder if their isn't a single google result that doesn't produce a fucking hilarious sentence written by someone with dude tits?


one comment says "One of the best fucking riffs I've heard", whoever said that needs to start posting here in a fucking hurry.

gestapo black metal

kind of sucks that i don't hate this band. i wish they were from Illinois so i can say fucking Illinois Nazis.


more youtube comments:

My Soul For The Glory Of Satan. My Life For The Existince Of White People. Only a few individuals are pure and realistic...Hail Satan!

jewish letters around the Baphomet??..blasphemous. anyway the idea and the title are good!!!

Fuck Nazis. Fuck Hitler. I am a RIGHT National Socialist(what?)

GEIL SATAN!!!!

FUCK I MEANT HEIL!!!
(2 months later)


this band is funnier than any movie

Nasty, filthy and raw

Official debut vinyl LP release by US Harassor, a “Primitive/Grinding/Black-Core/Anti-human/Sludge/Metal” band, or else “primitive black-sludge metal grind thrash savagery”, from sunny Los Angeles, California.

Harassor are a trio including Pete Majors on vocals, Sandor GF on drums and James L. Brown on guitars.
James L. Brown, aka Roach, was the mastermind of underground legend filthy black metal act Lord Foul.
They play some sick tunes halfway between raw black metal and crusty punk with evil raspy vocals, killer pummeling drumming and a muddy production just perfect for the scope of it.

This release shares most of its tunes with previous recordings, but is lacking something of the self-titled, probably unofficial release from 2008 (I posted it here, together with two cool videos).
These guys are on the underground label Universal Consciousness (also home to Gnaw Their Tongues).
The band is sharing the digital version of the new vinyl via Bandcamp for free download.

Band here and here
Label here

Harassor – Harassor (2011)

Black “freakazoid” experiments

I posted this on Sludgeswamp, so this is a double post, but I guess there may be interest here as well for what Crucial Blast is offering ...

Thanks to Adam Wright from US Crucial Blast Records for the heads-up about the newest releases of his super-cool and super-underground label.

During these days (since the first of February) the label has released two slabs of punishing noise-drone-dark ambient “demented” black metal to make your winter days even more gloomy or, for those living in the southern hemisphere, to make an implacable sun dry out your veins and blind your eyes and … uh, nasty!
You know that at Crucial Blast Records people have no pity. And they are faithful to this line …

The bands involved in the newest releases are Korperschwache and Demonologists. here I'm dealing with Korperschwache.

If you don’t know US band/project Korperschwache (from Austin, Texas), you may appreciate the telegraphic description given from RKF on Myspace: “Korperschwache is psychedelic black metal drone noise or something like that. Nine of ten mothers agree that it's real evil-like and stuff, plus probably harmful if swallowed.” And here I stop as RKF gets a bit naughty …
RKF is the “jackass” in charge of the band together with his long-standing partner-in-crime, Doktor Omega, who is “is still around to swing her golden hammer at those glacial tempos”. So RKF is in charge of “guitars, vox and ugliness”, whereas Doktor Omega is in charge of “beats, time and emptiness”.
Korperschwache began as a solo noise side-project in 1995 beside Unholydeathmachine and Autodidact, that RKF left in 2003. The meaning of the band’s name is rather creepy: “organic decay” …
Korperschwache has a long history and a wide musical production, as you can see while browsing in the band’s website.
Korperschwache shares a fat website with the UK noise band Skullflower. Beside the web-managing aspects of the relationship between RKF and Skullflower, there is an actual or at least inspirational link between the two bands.
RKF said in an interview: “Skullflower is definitely one of the influences on Korperschwache, although the earlier, noisier albums were influenced considerably more by the likes of Whitehouse, Merzbow, and Hijokaidan. At this point the band's biggest influences are probably Skullflower, Hijokaidan, Abruptum, Burzum, and Khanate.”

The brand new Crucial Blast release is Evil Walks, available both as a way smart digipack CD and digital download. As it is usual for this label, you can get a taste of the punishment by getting hold of the mp3 samples of all the tracks of the album. And you can also read a rich description of the release by Adam.
As pointed out by Adam, Evil Walks is actually the first widely available cd release for Crucial Blast from Korperschwache after almost a decade of smaller, limited-run discs released through the label's Crucial Bliss sub-imprint. It's also the most focused work yet according to the style, the “weird, lumbering black-dirge” into which the band gradually evolved from its noisy start.

“ … the music forms into this stoned blackened hypno-rock thing, the buzzing guitars and acid-scorched melodies looping over the skittery industrial beats and weird dubbed-out snares and concussive Godflesh-esque rhythms, turning into something that sounds remarkably like a mutant cross between late-80s British psych/drone rockers Loop and those notorious improv-black metal freakazoids Abruptum.”

“It's not black metal, but Korperschwache's Evil Walks is definitely recommended to fans of the demented fringes of underground blackness inhabited by like-minded bands like Utarm, Wrnlrd, Charnel House, Diapsiquir, Brobdingnagian, Mamaleek, Wormsblood and Lonesummer.”
Take note …

A companion release to the Crucial Blast release is called Evil Crawls and features original mixes, remixes, and outtakes recorded by the duo during late 2009 - early 2010. The release can be found on Bandcamp and is shared as free download by the band.
And here you can find more of Korperschwache’s Bandcamp releases.
More free tracks from this productive weird duo can be found on Korperschwache’s webpage.

News about the band: here and here

For the latest digital and über-cool physical output by this gloomy duo you can’t go wrong by visiting Crucial Blast and the dedicated page: Korperschwache – Evil Walks (2011)

Bandcamp companion release Korperschwache - Evil Crawls (2010)

(Thanks to Adam from Crucial Blast for the heads-up and to the band for sharing)

cassette tapes

so i heard you guys like tapes.
these are probably the best 2010 demo tapes that happen to be on my hard drive at the moment.
i am too drunk and lazy to dig through my archives (dvd-r spindle) and do a real "best of".
so this is what you get.

alcoholichrist
attentat
ayr
devil ancestry
dispirit
doombringer
filthy hate
filthy lucifer
hell molestor
manzer
mata mata

Ukrainian.

New album. + Bonus.

Not to cry like a плаксива пизда at seemingly ignorant comments which should be ignored, I feel like I should offer some enlightenment or clarity for those seeking it.

Here are two links [ 1 + 2 ] from the bands' Myspace offering solace to the distracted unable.

order opt 1 | opt 2 | opt 3 | opt 4
DL. | DL. Bonus.
listen.

dp

so here is two bands that go well together. if not for anything else other than my heightened disinterest in ever hearing either album ever again.



interpol a postpunk indie band from fuck all who everyone tells me i don't like correctly because i prefer their antics album over their debut turn on the bright lights. i never really listened to any albums they had between this one and antics. everyone says their best work was their first album and to me their singer looks like the most unlikable person alive. i've always kind of thought of interpol as joy division with out the depression so they don't have to have the added hindrances of passion and seeming connected to their music. they remind me of all my ex gfs friends i made up in my head in Brooklyn who likely exist but i never bothered to actually talk to. douchey clothes with like scarfs and shit with no real jobs who think the common working man is a sucker while they do coke and wear sunglasses indoors. to me thats interpol i guess.

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moon, a band that just kind of sounds like behemoth with out the big sound production that makes people like them. black metal with out the pesky restriction of having to change their sound from song to song. hard to believe also no one ever had the band name "moon" before. also harder to believe anyone would name an album "lucifer's horns" its not by any means terrible black metal, its just... kinda silly. this sort of band has a huge fanbase though and just because i don't like it doesn't mean shit. if any black metal band has a 10th of a atmospheric sound i jizz in my own mouth over it. so if you like bm then by all means fuck off with your horse shit and download this you fucking prick its called lucifers horns for fuck sake you're silly.




these bands sound NOTHING alike. and in fact i wouldn't put them in the same post if i didn't think "fuck it just call it dp". all in all i challenge anyone to find me two albums i cumulatively could be less invested in yet will listen to front to back 2 times each.

anyways this site is dragging when mari jaci and petya aren't posting as much not that i blame them, when they cycle through they drop awesome gems i'd just like to increase the amount of shit posted on here, especially because as all of you have noticed i'm just shit out of fucking ideas with this horse shit music.

anyways. if anyone who sends me emails and stuff wants to post here respond in here or email jaci or call her cell. which i will post if you ask me for it.

no seriously though the best thing that ever happened to my other blog was the addition of thirdworldman so if any of you guys have the heart to join and be made fun of by me incessantly don't hesitate to join.

also someone help me like the band "the swans" because i just don't fucking get it. between them, the melvins and high on fire i'm missing out on what some people call landmark music. but i just don't get it.

lucifer's horns (2010)



st (2010)

primordial - all empires fall (2010)

so arsonaut wants me to post something i like
so here is a recording from what could be my 2nd or 3rd favorite active band, here is the problem its a stupid fucking live double disc, i hate live cds, i really do. whats the point of hearing a band fuck up songs you already dug? only live cds i dig are live at filmore for the allmans, the ramones 8 live albums, from here to eternity the clash record and... 2 songs from frampton comes alive? seriously is that it? wait no i hate one of those frampton songs. seriously what is it with live albums. let people release your bootlegs and stop hammering your fucking fans already for every stupid little release you make. (more on that later though all of you can clearly see i'm about to make fun of torche for the 100th time)


but whatever neurosis isn't knocking down doors to release anything so this is as welcome as a live album could be for me . the genre of celtic metal could be the funniest thing ever, all i can picture are songs about reggie lewis featuring double bass and pauses every now and then to wipe the stage down. i love this band, every cd they've made to me is the best of the genre, mostly because i maybe listen to 4 black celtic bands. black celtics hahahaha kg. anyways.

not that agalloch is top 2 or 3 for me but i'd liketo just say that it irks me they'd shovel out another batch of non-new material just to do it, or what is worse it could just be for the easy check. round here we call that torche-ing. (who by the way are WAY overdue for a live album)anyways agalloch is busy making fucking compilations of their shit like they were fucking kiss or something, i wanna call them up and say "you've been around for 10 years, lets all get a hold of ourselves, paris hilton broke before you queefs" now i'm not knocking agalloch for being greedy like torche obviously is but record something new before you take a nice retrospective look at 3 cds an ep like it was a long way to the top cause you wanted to rocknroll, why don't i stop shitting on bands i like for a second and actually say non-critical things of people i have no relationship with or concept of intent.

good things: i've never seen this band live and it sounds like they are really proficient at the live show, i assume their lead singer looks like top dollar from the crow and its nice to know his voice live pretty much mirrors studio efforts, which is a fuckload more i can say about most bands. so yeah the band seems to have it together pretty well live and for a metal band to put out a double cd live it makes me happy to have a copy of it and makes me happier i wasn't in the crowd having to sit through 2 hours of pretending the guy on stage doesn't look ridiculous in that viking helmet. maybe i'm getting old but i think a lot of bands play for too long, especially sludge and postrock acts, abridged versions of songs would not be the worst thing that ever happened, especially if it isn't off of celestial or oceanic. maybe thats just the pop music fan in me liking my jams 6 mins and under at time but whatever, its not crazy to ask the same riff be repeated 25 times instead of 50. plus that way it saves time for hive destruction. neurosis is one of my favorite bands of all time and when i saw them live 2 years ago i can confidently say the time i sat down seeing them was much better than the time i stood up close seeing them. what that has to do with anything really is fucking lost on me and since i'm too lazy to go back to see where this sentence started to edit it out looks like you guys just swallowed some silly cum.

great sounds by this band live and really good crowd interaction as stupid as that shit is with metallica it sounds right when this fruit does it. he makes the crowd sound like a fucking army at times and thats perfect with this type of music, its funny though to get up there and sing about swords and conquering lands and fighting off armies to a bunch of people who just got out of their toyota yaris.


now for a brief discussion in you fucking bizarre motherfuckers that come here. why do you guys download 2/3rds as many part 1 of 2 as you do 2 of 2? its silly. either way track 1 of disc 2 is in the disc 1 pack so it could fit on mediafire. which by the way is still by far the best sharerer site thing. by the way torche is releasing a 10' for the meandethal demos, THEY ARE SHAMELESS!!!


part 1 of 2
part 2 of 2

Norwegian – The revenge …

Original Cover | WWE Promo Large

If you hadn’t enough of the fine Norwegian tunes kindly provided by Petya, here is more for you!
Ov Hell is a “supergroup” of black metallers including the following personalities:
Shagrath - vocals (Dimmu Borgir, Starkness, Fimbulwinter, Chrome Division, Ragnarok (Nor))
King - bass (Sahg, Jotunspor, I, Audrey Horne, Clububba, Gorgoroth, God Seed)
Teloch - guitars (1349, Orcustus, Nidingr, Umoral, NunFuckRitual, Condenado, The Konsortium, Gorgoroth)
Ice Dale - guitars (Trinacria, Malignant Eternal, Audrey Horne, I, God Seed, Bourbon Flame, Enslaved (Nor))
Frost - drums (Zyklon-B (Nor), Keep of Kalessin, Gorgoroth, Gehenna (Nor), Satyricon, 1349)

Big names, a lot of spikes and a rather tasty debut album …


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Fiinntroll - Nifelvind (2010)

this band always cracks me up, holy shit i hope they're serious and not just trying to be ironic, if you like this band i'm sorry to kind of knock them but seriously go fuck yourself this shit is a blast. i don't know how to really write a review about any band i actually enjoy in any capacity, which is sad if you really think about it. but whatever here it goes:

best music to blast from your car while you pump gas and make stupid faces at people.

well there you go, dl it and enjoy pip-squeaks

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APOTHEOSIS - FARTHEST FROM THE SUN

i'm listening to this album for like, the third time as i type this up. i've had it on my ipod for a while but just got around to listening today.
this is such a tremendous blend of black metal and folk music. i'm such a sucker for that kind of stuff. the four tracks [clocking in at just over 50 minutes] are loaded with thrashy, epic [for lack of a better term] riffage interspersed with medieval sounding instruments like lutes, flutes, harps, piano. there's only one guy behind this band, which i find pretty awesome. and his fucking name is SAURON.
it's really incredible and i highly recommend that you download this. if you're a fan of such music.
just a note: this was recently upped on belabor, which just went private again. so this is for those of you who don't have access to it.


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Icy, malevolent, black tunes …

Merrimack, from France, recently released their new album, Grey Rigorism.

Although I have a soft spot for fast-paced extreme metal/rock, I like their somber way of making black metal and all the shades of their sounds.

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Bleak.

Some trembled in anticipation of this album. Others with curiosity. Select few will pridefully bash. Most will foolishly disregard.

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Evil dark Norsemen

Von Rov Shelter, the newest release by the avant-garde black metal band Slagmaur, from Norway.

“Von Rov Shelter's riffs have a gloomy, mechanic and manic sound. These riffs form a wall, a moving wall, slowly yet steadily, exactly in your direction. Fuelled by plodding drums and demonic croaks, it trudges on and on and on. A black mass, darkening the sky, trudging on and on and on and on.” (from www. metalstorm.ee)

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A HUNGARIAN TRIBUTE TO BATHORY

a bunch of black / viking metal bands covering bathory. just came out this year.
i particularly like the song done by carcharoth.
really great album, sincere thanks to petya for the heads up.


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GUMMO SOUNDTRACK

this is still one of the weirdest movies i've ever seen. human beings are filthbags.
good soundtrack though. lots of black metal with some sleep + eyehategod thrown in.

TRACK LISTING:
Absu - "The Gold Torques Of Ulaid"
Eyehategod - "Serving Time In The Middle Of Nowhere"
Electric Hellfire Club - "D.W.S.O.B (Devil Worshipping Son Of a Bitch)"
Spazz - "Gummo Love Theme"
Bethlehem - "Schuld Uns'res Knoch'rigen Faltpferd"
Burzum - "Rundgang Um Die Transzendentale Säule Der Singularität"
Bathory - "Equimanthorn"
Dark Noerd - "Smokin' Husks"
Sleep - "Dragonaut"
Brujería - "Matando Gueros 97"
Namanax - "The Medicined Man"
Nifelheim - "Hellish Blasphemy"
Mortician - "Skin Peeler"
Mystifier - "Give The Human Devil His Due"
Destroy All Monsters - "Mom's And Dad's Pussy"
Bethlehem - "Verschleierte Irreligiosität"
Mischa Maisky - "Suite No.2 For Solo Cello In D Minor Prelude"
Sleep - "Some Grass"
Rose Shepherd & Ellen M. Smith - "Jesus Loves Me"

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Paganism.

Discounting the suspect imagery [which is fiercely defended here], this bands' ultimate focus is its' music. This music is produced by Negură Music which is revered by many. The band claims inspiration from nature, ancient Britain, and paganism while the music claims roots in equally disparate places, which might be a result of the members' eclectic histories.

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